holiday and horoscope baby

[The*Empress]

If conceive a baby on New Year Day, you might have a Virgo baby.

If conceive a baby on MLK Jr. Day or on Groundhog Day, you might have a Libra baby.

If conceive a baby on Valentine Day or St. Patrick Day, you might have a Scorpio baby.

If conceive a baby on April Fool Day, Good Friday, or on Easter, you might have a Sagittarius baby.

If conceive a baby on Mother's Day, you might have a Capricorn baby.

If conceive a baby on Memorial Day or Father Day, you might have an Aquarius baby.

If conceive a baby on Independence Day, you might have Pisces or Aries baby.

If conceive a baby on Labor Day, you might have an Aries or Taurus baby.

If conceive a baby on Columbus Day, you might have a Gemini baby.

If conceive a baby on Halloween Day, you might have a Cancer baby.

If conceive a baby on Thanksgiving Day, you might have a Leo baby.

If conceive a baby on Christmas, you might have a Virgo baby.

 

[Oceanbreeze]

And, regardless of when we conceive, chances are good we'll have a healthy baby. This is what we all should strive for.

 

[Dennis S.]

This isn't horoscoping. This is simple math! I think it's fairly obvious that if you have sex on Christmas Day, about 9 months later you'll have a baby. This is science, not reading the stars.

Horoscoping would be like, "If you have sex on Christmas Day, you'll have a girl instead of a boy." You've got to predict clear outcomes, not "it's likely it'll be born in 9 months."

 

[The*Empress]

I'm not predicting anything. I'm just doing it for fun and my own creative way...

I don't have to go by your rules.