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Guy dissing jokes:
There were three guys stranded on an island when they find a genie. The genie says he will grant then each one wish. The first wants to be 5 times smarter. So he builds a raft and floats away. The next one wants to be 10 times smarter, so he builds a ship and sails away. The next wants to be 1000 times smarter. So he turns into a girl and walks over the bridge.
There was a boy and a girl who lived across a river and were total enemies. The boy decides to throw a stirk of dianamite over the girl's house.......she lights it and throws it back.
What do you call a guy with half a brain?.......gifted.
Blonde jokes:
Two brunnettes are walking on the sidewalk, repeating the number 49. A blonde walks up and asks what they're doing. When they don't answer, she goes into the middle of the street chanting along with them. A car comes and squashes the blonde flat. The brunnettes say:50.
A brunnette, blonde and redhead were walking on a farm when they hear a farmer yelling about trespassing. They quickly hide in three sacks. The farmer comes and kicks one, and the brunette said: "ruff ruff".
He kickes the next one the redhead said:" meow meow".
He kicks the next one and the blonde yells: "potatoes potatoes".
A brunette, blonde and redhead are being shot in the head. The redhead puts her head on the block. Ready, aim, "tornado" she yelled. Everyone got scared and ran off. The brunette puts her head on the block. Ready, aim, "earthquake!" she yelled, and slipped away. The blonde puts her head on the block. And yells ready, aim,"fire!!!"
There were three guys stranded on an island when they find a genie. The genie says he will grant then each one wish. The first wants to be 5 times smarter. So he builds a raft and floats away. The next one wants to be 10 times smarter, so he builds a ship and sails away. The next wants to be 1000 times smarter. So he turns into a girl and walks over the bridge.
There was a boy and a girl who lived across a river and were total enemies. The boy decides to throw a stirk of dianamite over the girl's house.......she lights it and throws it back.
What do you call a guy with half a brain?.......gifted.
Blonde jokes:
Two brunnettes are walking on the sidewalk, repeating the number 49. A blonde walks up and asks what they're doing. When they don't answer, she goes into the middle of the street chanting along with them. A car comes and squashes the blonde flat. The brunnettes say:50.
A brunnette, blonde and redhead were walking on a farm when they hear a farmer yelling about trespassing. They quickly hide in three sacks. The farmer comes and kicks one, and the brunette said: "ruff ruff".
He kickes the next one the redhead said:" meow meow".
He kicks the next one and the blonde yells: "potatoes potatoes".
A brunette, blonde and redhead are being shot in the head. The redhead puts her head on the block. Ready, aim, "tornado" she yelled. Everyone got scared and ran off. The brunette puts her head on the block. Ready, aim, "earthquake!" she yelled, and slipped away. The blonde puts her head on the block. And yells ready, aim,"fire!!!"
