dreamsfloatjoe
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Q. Why is there an ice shortage in Poland?
A. The lady with the recipe died.
---------------------------------------------------------Three dead bodies turn up at the mortuary, all with very big smiles on their faces. The coroner calls the police to tell them his results after the examination.
"First body: Frenchman, 60, died of heart failure while wooing his mistress. Hence the enormous smile, Inspector", says the Coroner.
"Second body: "Scotsman, 25, won a thousand pounds on the lottery, spent it all on whiskey. Died of alcohol Poisoning, hence the smile."
"And what of the third body?" asked the Inspector.
"Ah," says the coroner, "this is the most unusual one. Paddy from Belfast, 30, struck by lightning."
"Why is he smiling then?" inquires the Inspector.
"He thought he was having his picture taken."
I liked the dead men with smile joke.
