Five things you can learn from your dog

Oceanblue, my cat (who is always walking across my keyboard to snoop at what's on screen) wants to rebut by "The first five of 5,000,000 things you can learn from cats." This is not my idea, so don't shoot the messenger.


1. Never forgive. Always appear insulted. Keeps humans in their place.

2. Always get your beauty rest. True, but dogs have no clue. Sleeping only 20 hours a day is insomnia.

3. Fun is for kittens. Get over it.

4. The best toys are a prize parakeet on the loose or a dangling pearl necklace to scatter.

5. Jealousy is what other being feel about cats. Live with it.
 
Chase said:
Oceanblue, my cat (who is always walking across my keyboard to snoop at what's on screen) wants to rebut by "The first five of 5,000,000 things you can learn from cats." This is not my idea, so don't shoot the messenger.


1. Never forgive. Always appear insulted. Keeps humans in their place.

2. Always get your beauty rest. True, but dogs have no clue. Sleeping only 20 hours a day is insomnia.

3. Fun is for kittens. Get over it.

4. The best toys are a prize parakeet on the loose or a dangling pearl necklace to scatter.

5. Jealousy is what other being feel about cats. Live with it.
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