Do you??

[Awauphi]

Do you have feelings of inadequacy?

Do you suffer from shyness?

Do you sometimes wish you were more assertive?

If you answered yes to any of these questions, ask
your doctor or pharmacist about Tequila®.

Tequila® is the safe, natural way to feel better and
more confident about yourself and your actions.

Tequila® can help ease you out of your shyness and let
you tell the world that you're ready and willing to do
just about anything. You will notice the benefits of
Tequila® almost immediately, and with a regimen of regular doses
you can overcome any obstacles that prevent you
from living the life you want to live.
Shyness and awkwardness will be a thing of the past,
and you will discover many talents you never knew you had. Stop
hiding and start living, with Tequila®.

Tequila® may not be right for everyone. Women who are
pregnant or nursing should not use Tequila®. However,
women who wouldn't mind nursing or becoming pregnant
are encouraged to try it. Side effects may include
dizziness, nausea, vomiting, incarceration, erotic
lustfulness, loss of motor control, loss of clothing,
loss of money, loss of virginity, delusions of
grandeur, table dancing, headache, dehydration, dry
mouth, and a desire to sing Karaoke and play all-night
rounds of Strip Poker, Truth Or Dare, and Naked
Twister.

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WARNING:
The consumption of alcohol may make you
think you are whispering when
you are not.
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WARNING:
The consumption of alcohol is a major factor in
dancing like a retard.
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WARNING:
The consumption of alcohol may cause you to tell your
friends over and
over again that you love them.
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WARNING:
The consumption of alcohol may cause you to think you
can sing.
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WARNING:
The consumption of alcohol may lead you to believe
that ex-lovers are
really dying for you to telephone them at four in the
morning.
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WARNING:
The consumption of alcohol may make you think you can
logically converse
with members of the opposite sex without
spitting.
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WARNING:
The consumption of alcohol may create the illusion
that you are tougher,
smarter, faster and better looking than most people.
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WARNING:
The consumption of alcohol may lead you to think
people are laughing WITH you.
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WARNING:
The consumption of alcohol may cause pregnancy.

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WARNING:
The consumption of alcohol may be a major factor in
getting your ass kicked.

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