Divorced Barbie

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Last Week a father gets out of work and on his way home
he remembers that he forgot to buy his daughter a Christmas gift.
He stops at a toy store and asks the salesperson,
"How much is the Barbie in the display window?"

The salesperson answers, " Which one? We have:

Work out Barbie for $19.95

Shopping Barbie for $19.95

Beach Barbie for $19.95

Disco Barbie for $19.95

Divorced Barbie for $265.95


The amazed father asks: "What, why is the Divorced
Barbie $265.95 and the others are only $19.95?"

The salesperson annoyingly answers:

"Sir..., Divorced Barbie comes with:

Ken's Car,

Ken's House,

Ken's Boat,

Ken's Furniture,

Ken's Computer and...


One of Ken's Friends"
 
Oh yea, I am almost like the Barbie when I got divorced from my 1st husband. I took the brand new car, brand new computer, 2 dogs, furitures and he owe me alimony $2K till I got married to my 2nd husband.

And then I called naracotics on my first husband, cause he was a drug user, and land him in the jail. :whistle: Now, he is in jail for 10-18 years. *wipe my hands*
 
That is an eye opener and very incidiative of the times we are living in today. Sad, man....

Barbie dolls used to be very positive and very good for the girls, much just like the G.I. Joe action figure toys were for the boys.

Now Barbie has been hijacked by the feminist-lesbian radical leftist agenda.

I know what Tamara posted was a Barbie doll joke....

but it really is an eye opener in itself too.

That is my 2 cents on that subject.
 
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