Dick and George W.

[Awauphi]

One morning Dick Cheney and George W. Bush were having breakfast at a Washington restaurant. The attractive waitress asks Cheney what he would like and he replies, "I'll have a bowl of oatmeal and some fruit." "And what can I get for you, sir?" she asks George W. He replies, "How about a quickie?" "Why, Mr. President," the waitress says, "How rude, you're starting to act like President Clinton!" As the waitress storms away, Cheney leans over to Bush and whispers, "It's pronounced 'quiche".



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