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Some are funny, some are true... here's a few ;)

Acura
Another Crummy, Useless, Rotten Automobile

Dodge
Daily Overhauls Do Get Expensive
Damn Old Dirty Gas Eater

Chevrolet
Can Hear Every Valve Rap On Long Extended Trips
Cracked Heads Every Valve Rattles Oil Leaks Every Time

Ford
Fix or Repair Daily
Ford On Road Dead

Honda
Had One Never Did Again
Hang On, Not Done Accelerating

Jeep
Just Empty Every Pocket

There's more to the list in here
 
FIAT

Fix It Again, Tony!

My father told me about that before and he had 1980's FIAT before and he broke the manual stick shift. He fixed it by the new bolt/nut.
 
Hahaha really funny and somewhat true :) I know how much gas cost for a JEEP and ya it will empty your pocket
 
Calvin said:
Some are funny, some are true... here's a few ;)

Acura
Another Crummy, Useless, Rotten Automobile

Dodge
Daily Overhauls Do Get Expensive
Damn Old Dirty Gas Eater

Chevrolet
Can Hear Every Valve Rap On Long Extended Trips
Cracked Heads Every Valve Rattles Oil Leaks Every Time

Ford
Fix or Repair Daily
Ford On Road Dead

Honda
Had One Never Did Again
Hang On, Not Done Accelerating

Jeep
Just Empty Every Pocket

There's more to the list in here
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Ever wonder why people hates Ford. It have many acronymns

Found On River Dump
Flip Over Road Dip
Fly Over River Dump
Flake Or Rust Doors

I remmy more on Dodge but I forgot :lol:

Catty
 
The Ford one is supposed to be Found On Road Dead
 
Calvin said:
Some are funny, some are true... here's a few ;)

Acura
Another Crummy, Useless, Rotten Automobile

Dodge
Daily Overhauls Do Get Expensive
Damn Old Dirty Gas Eater

Chevrolet
Can Hear Every Valve Rap On Long Extended Trips
Cracked Heads Every Valve Rattles Oil Leaks Every Time

Ford
Fix or Repair Daily
Ford On Road Dead

Honda
Had One Never Did Again
Hang On, Not Done Accelerating

Jeep
Just Empty Every Pocket

There's more to the list in here
Click to expand...

Funny until you get to Jeep - That is a true statement! Being the owner of a Hemi Jeep. Fuel mileage will keep you broke. :)
 
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