If you are choking on an ice cube, don't panic.
Simply run hot facuet water down your throat
and presto. The blockage will be almost instantly
removed.
Clumsy? Avoid cutting yourself while slicing
vegetables by getting someone else to hold them while
you chop away.
Sometimes, we just need to remember what the rules of
life really are:
Remember:
Everyone seems normal until you get to know them.
Never pass up an opportunity to go to the bathroom.
If you woke up breathing, congratulations! You get
another chance.
And finally, be really nice to your family and
friends; you never know when you might need them.
Simply run hot facuet water down your throat
and presto. The blockage will be almost instantly
removed.
Clumsy? Avoid cutting yourself while slicing
vegetables by getting someone else to hold them while
you chop away.
Sometimes, we just need to remember what the rules of
life really are:
Remember:
Everyone seems normal until you get to know them.
Never pass up an opportunity to go to the bathroom.
If you woke up breathing, congratulations! You get
another chance.
And finally, be really nice to your family and
friends; you never know when you might need them.
