rockin'robin
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He had all the gear, the jacket, the boots and the double-barreled shotgun.
As he was climbing over a fence, he dropped the gun and it went off, right on his penis.
Obviously, he had to see a doctor. When he woke up from surgery, he found that the doctor had done a marvelous job repairing it.
As he got ready to go home, the doctor gave him a business card. "This is my brothers card. I'll make an appointment for you to see him."
The guy says "Is your brother a doctor?" "No," Doc replies, "he plays the flute. He'll show you where to put your fingers so you don't piss in your eye."
As he was climbing over a fence, he dropped the gun and it went off, right on his penis.
Obviously, he had to see a doctor. When he woke up from surgery, he found that the doctor had done a marvelous job repairing it.
As he got ready to go home, the doctor gave him a business card. "This is my brothers card. I'll make an appointment for you to see him."
The guy says "Is your brother a doctor?" "No," Doc replies, "he plays the flute. He'll show you where to put your fingers so you don't piss in your eye."