rockin'robin
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"What would you like?" says the bartender.
"What would I like?" says Bob. "A bigger house, more money and a more attractive wife."
"No," says the bartender, patiently. "I meant what do you want?"
"To win the lottery, for my mother-in-law to die and for my child to be born healthy!"
"What's it gonna be?" says the bartender, less patiently.
"A boy or a girl, I don't care."
"You misunderstand me," says the bartender, impatiently, "I only asked what you want to drink."
"Oh," says Bob, "I see. Why didn't you say so? What have you got?"
"Nothing at all," says the bartender. "I'm perfectly healthy."
"What would I like?" says Bob. "A bigger house, more money and a more attractive wife."
"No," says the bartender, patiently. "I meant what do you want?"
"To win the lottery, for my mother-in-law to die and for my child to be born healthy!"
"What's it gonna be?" says the bartender, less patiently.
"A boy or a girl, I don't care."
"You misunderstand me," says the bartender, impatiently, "I only asked what you want to drink."
"Oh," says Bob, "I see. Why didn't you say so? What have you got?"
"Nothing at all," says the bartender. "I'm perfectly healthy."
