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:dunno: Amateurs built the Ark Professionals built the Titanic

:deal: We needed a specific kind of respondent to answer the questions in a survey for our market-reseach firm. After introducing herself to one gentleman on the telephone, my colleagues asked, "Are there any women aged 18 to 24 in your household, sir?" "No dear," he replied. "My...

A bald man took a seat in a beauty parlour. "How can I help you ?" asked the stylist. "I went for a hair transplant." the guy explained, "but I couldn't stand the pain. If you can make my hair look like yours without causing me any discomfort, I'll pay you $5,000." "No problem, " said...

:Oops: A friend of mine was playing golf at our local course. He was at the ladies' tee when he heard a voice on a loudspeaker. "Will the player teeing off on the ladies' tee return to the men's tee!" My friend hollered back, "If the observer in the pro shop had been watching, he'd...

Q: How many real estate agents does it take to change a light bulb? A: Ten. But we'll accept eight. Q: How many liberated women does it take to change a light blub? A: Five! One to turn it, and four to form a support group. Q: How many economists does it take to change a...

Ever notice that the hotel that charges you $250 a day for a room has the nerve to call you a guest? :dunno:

So Your message is quite different from others ! Die on my lips eh. All I need to do is the wet it with my tongue and it will to activated it again and crawled down toward my neck ..... Dont' want to creats a spark so early in the day ! Sparky

Thanks for your help and as of now I still don't know who will be getting this one Sparky

Thanks for your reply. As of now I don't know who will be getting this !! Sparky

:Oops: Hello Everyone, I would like to says "Thanks" for guiding me toward the proper introdutions. This look like a interesting site and I will try my best to make the best of it! I really like the icons !! Take care for now and check you all out soon. Sparky

:jaw: Everyone I just joined the alldeaf's site and I am very new at this. Please be gentle with me as I am learning this by the seat of my pants! For anyone who wish to help me get started, please be free to do so. Thank you for your patience! Sparky