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EVER SINCE I WAS A CHILD, I'VE ALWAYS HAD A FEAR OF SOMEONE UNDER MY BED. SO I WENT TO A SHRINK AND TOLD HIM. 'I've got problems. Every time I go to bed I think there's somebody under it. I'm scared. I think I'm going crazy.' 'Just put yourself in my hands for one year,' said the shrink...

I was walking past the mental hospital the other day, and all the patients were shouting, "13...13....13...13." The fence was too high to see over, but I saw a little gap in the planks and looked through to see what was going on. Some idiot poked me in the eye with a stick. Then they...

come on ... you laughed I know you did!

A E-bay vendor from hong kong is selling siemens lotus for under $200 each, sounds like a decent backup pair . Wonder if they are real? The chinese are quite good at knockoffs anyway and if you have ever opened up a HA there is a pitiful amount of electronics inside to copy. I know they should...

A mother and father take their 6-year old son to a nude beach... As the boy walks along the sand, he notices that many of the women have boobs bigger than his mother's, so he goes back to ask her why. She tells her son, 'The bigger they are, the sillier the lady is.' The boy, pleased with...

An elderly couple, who were both widowed, had been going out with each other for a long time. Urged on by their friends, they decided it was finally time to get married. Before the wedding, they went out to dinner and had a long conversation regarding how their marriage might work. They...