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Expensive night out When I got home tonight,my wife demanded I take her somewhere expensive. We went to the gas station......

Vet Bill. A Blond walks into the vets office and lays her pet parakeet down on the table for the doctor to look at."The bird hasn't eaten in weeks." the blond says."That's because your bird is dead miss." the doctor replies. The blond insists that the bird is not dead and demands that the...

Three men, one German, one Japanese and one Mexican were sitting naked in a sauna. Suddenly there was a beeping sound. The German pressed his forearm and the beep stopped. The others looked at him questioningly. "That was my pager", he said, "I have a microchip under the skin of my arm." A...

A stranger was seated next to a little girl on the airplane when the stranger turned to her and said, "Let's talk. I've heard that flights go quicker if you strike up a conversation with your fellow passenger." The little girl, who had just opened her book, closed it slowly and said to the...

Hi...everyone, especially Canucks We're planning our first vacation to Canada,hopefully in June this year. We'll stay in Edmonton and we hope to find deaf guided tours to the Canadian Rockies. I am interested in the road scenery and someRafting/Horseback along the way. I'm a little...