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    Hillbillies Renamed

    At the christmas party we are going to have games for the children. My favorite is "bobbing for french fries".
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    Pre-Marriage Agreements...

    You do not really want 10". Most women have problems with 8.5". I need to be sure to only use positions that prevent it all going in.
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    What Tempture is it outside in your area right now?

    sun went down about 2 hours ago... .so it is getting pretty chilly here... thermometer indicates 76 deg F.
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    Beware of screwdriver Prank! lol

    I saw Harry Anderson (is that his name, the judge on "night court") do that with BIG knitting needles on tv back in 1983. He would walk out in the audience and let them touch the needles and move them. He even put one through his forearm between the radius and the ulna. At least it sure...
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    Bed size

    Finally got a California King ! ! ! ! ! so nice to sleep without my feet haning over the end ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! It is VERY difficult to find sheets long enough for a 7 foot bed. Sheets are $200 a set.... ouch ouch ouch ouch ouch ouch ouch ouch A doctor was looking at the...
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    Think u have seen it before or not!

    Only two wrong for me !
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    What would you do

    When he is sitting in his truck for 5 minutes... maybe he is just listening to the rest of a good song on the stereo or something. Are you sure he can see you then? Maybe he does not even know you are there at those times.
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    Your Toilet? Round or Elliptical?

    So women get upset if men do not put the seat down (because they do not check to see if it is up first). My house has a simple rule. "Everyone" (2 of us) puts the seat AND the lid down everytime. Women should not expect everyone to put the seat down if they are not willing to put the lid...
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    If you walk into a wall ...

    What I meant was.... what sticks out furthest ? Your nose or your belly ?
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    If you walk into a wall ...

    Q: If you were to walk into a wall, what would hit the wall first ? A: my nose :pissed: (I started wondering about this after reading the threads about pants size and shoe size. )
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    Warning!!! do not click the links in Penisarium

    for 2 years now we have been using Spybot Search & Destroy. It is great. It is free. There is no advertising. You donate the authour if you feel guilty about using it. http://www.safer-networking.org You can set it up to warn you about potential bad pages. Also.... In...
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    What is your shoe size ?

    There is no size 16 + 1/2 (In north America). Once you get to 12, there are only 'whole sizes' 13, 14, 15, 16, 17 ...
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    What is your shoe size ?

    me ? size 15
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    What Size is your pants?

    36 x 36 (thats 36 inch waist, 36 inch inseam, for those that use a sensible measurement system of centimeters). Extremely hard to find. 49 years old. Been wearing the same size since I was 22 years old. I will start a thread about shoe size
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    My cats piss me off!

    1) cayenne pepper on top of the dirt around the plants. It only takes a tiny bit. 2) You might need seperate cat box for each cat. some cats do not like sharing. 3) Keep the cat boxes clean. 4) Animals respond to positive reinforcement much better than negative reinforcement. 5)...
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    Permit Test

    Here in Florida, I wonder if anyone ever fails the driving test.
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    Permit Test

    permit for what ?
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    Whos afraid to fly?

    Oceanbreeze said My ex-girlfriend kept saying the same thing. I was in a small plane (2-seater) crash in 1992. Got both legs broken. Still, I am not one bit afraid of flying. I am not afraid of flying. But I am afraid of crashing. Things that people actually asked me: Q. "How high...
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    Cat LOVERS!!...

    Yes, Maine State Coon Cats are very expensive. I would have gotten a 'rescued cat'. But my Motley was a surprise birthday present from someone that also loved Maine Coon Cats. For those of you that do not know, Maine State Coon Cats are very large. Males are typically 18 pounds if they...
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    Cat LOVERS!!...

    My cat Motley. 16.5 pound Maine Coon He plays the piano for treats.
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