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no no no. it is.... Your ass is soo huge, when you jump up and land, you set off an 8.0 earthquake. or Your ass is soo huge, when you jump up, you get stuck in the sky.

lol heard it before

My wife and I are in the same boat as you. I work and she takes care of the kids while I am working. We try to share everything and all. I know that she has no income and know that she can't be left out and needs the right to feel like she has her own. There are times that I think she goes...

Yes, the 99cent Store!!!! lol, he is in the dog house for a while

how abt, asking your man if he wants to apply for his red wings

How about raising our voices and our kids will stop doing whatever trouble they are doing. or Being sexy is placing a sock on our member and dancing!!!! But on the other hand. Two guys kissing is gay Two gals kissing is kinky

my mom was 34, dad was 54 or 55. Was my dad's 1st bio kid. He adopted my older bother, who was around 10. My mother had 4 kids all together, and had her 1st 2 kids at age 22.

OK, sorry if I offend you, but what are you asking? Are you asking if my parents where married before I was born or are you asking if I am the youngest of my siblings?:confused::confused::confused::confused::confused:

It just not for everyone. My wife and I where young when we married. I was 20 and she was 19. Still young, and we knew we where in love at that time. My good friend(she has same birthday and year as me) and her man got married the same time as us, and they lasted only a year(not even). It just...

sorry, I have to be against that law. A child needs a spanking, should be able to spank them. I also believe there should be a limited to what a parent does. I just believe a child needs a good spanking and pat on the rear when they need it, but also, a child should never get a whopping at all...

LOL, sounds good, but, umm, didn't our grandmas take over the boarders?

sounds like my days lol

lol, there are soo many of those. I like the rum cake better

what happens if my voices where mad at me cause I called and won't tell me which number to press? Or my other personalies are obsessive-compulsive

lol, my luck, that would happen to my kids if i told them that

i remember that. lol

hell, it is like that now

lol, that was good

lol,i heard of that before

I think someone has a crush on someone and trying to hide it!!!!!