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    do you think being born deaf is not normal? because....

    being born deaf is not "normal" in the sense that being born with MS or autism is not normal. but then one must define "normal". i would call it the phenotype that best adapts an organism to its environment. in almost every species but homo sapiens, natural selection prevents disadvantageous...
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    age differences

    :shock: i never realized her existence was in question.
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    WTF was that?

    fix'd.
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    WTF was that?

    i'm just amazed how parents never bother to correct these kids, or don't know the difference between "deaf" and "death" in the first place. what fucking rock are these people living under?
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    WTF was that?

    fixed.
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    I resent my family

    i come from a broken home. one half of my family is bat-shit insane and the other half is just a pile of family secrets and repressed emotions. therefore, i understand, like some of you, that families can be like a bad meal at an expensive restaurant. they're always supposed to be good, but...
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    Any good flirting tips to a 14 year old girl (aka that 14 yr old grl is me)

    haha i'm just kidding. if i saw you wearing short shorts at anything other than a track meet i would :slap: you.
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    age differences

    who's the idiot? me or her? :dunno:
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    Been A Meowmie ...

    someone's been having sex! :shock: :hmm: :h5: :dance:
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    Hey, August!

    1 million dollars? wtf? WHAT 1 MILLION DOLLARS!? welcome to the Altiverse, baby.
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    Hey, August!

    you win, jclarke. you win.
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    age differences

    moi? *is shocked*:shock:
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    Hey, August!

    *lowers head in shame* *ties a noose* *hangs self* *is dead*
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    Any good flirting tips to a 14 year old girl (aka that 14 yr old grl is me)

    well i still say booty shorts.
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    age differences

    no, just an old lady willing to tell a white lie so she can get stuffed with dick.
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    Hey, August!

    no. NO! *is crushed*
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    Hey, August!

    *realizes that he's already destroyed jclarke's home planet and everyone and everything he's ever loved* *decides he is satisfied* *morphs across N-Zone to Tropical Paradise Dimension and lives rest of days being fanned by coconut-bikini-clad hotties*
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    age differences

    about 8 months ago, i started talking to a girl i know from college. we'd had some classes together and one day she emailed me. the first thing she said was, "hey sexy!" out of the blue. i guess the woman doesn't play around; she wanted DICK and she wanted it NOW! anyway we started calling...
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    Got Disowned?

    wrong. pleasant little clichés like this serve no purpose in the real world. i would advise anyone with a homicidal father to RUN THE HELL AWAY AND NEVER LOOK BACK.
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    Hey, August!

    *chases u through the cosmos*
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