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haha only if you're stupid enough to hand over your gun to a thief.

my step-dad shared something with me he learned long ago. if someone breaks into your home but does it without leaving any evidence of a break-in, i.e. if you accidentally left a door unlocked or a window open, just kill them, break a window somewhere and voila! problem solved. they've "broken...

*realizes one is still alive* *puts one in his brain with solid-gold .50 AE Desert Eagle*

no Maria I WILL NOT BE YOUR WEEKEND LOVER! :nono:

i just found out today that my home was almost broken into within the last few days. the window in my storage room was open about ten inches and the piece of wood that was supposed to prevent the window from opening was violently jammed up into the window frame, so it's now stuck. there are...

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no.... NO!

oh....OH GOD NO! GET IT OUT OF ME! *slits wrists*

it doesn't sound like you understand it yourself. if you want to believe your little book holds all the secrets of the universe and can give you a complete profile of everyone born in March, then go ahead. "sun in libra and 7th house" "Mercury in 12th house" "aspect of planets" wtf mate...

alright, pederasty! woo! :h5:

i could argue that reading a book that tells you what all your life decisions will be is really the one for babies.

this is true *drives around town looking for deafies to stomp on* *laughs maniacally*

:iobarf:

*melts 5 gallons of I Can't Believe It's Not Butter* *douses you all with piping-hot margarine*

text her back and say "BRING IT ON, BITCH!" and the next time you see her, have a knock-down, drag-out cat fight with her.

last time i checked, YOU were the one who was dating a fetus! :iough: :rofl:

in the aim convo you posted, you said someone you knew was having a hard time. one person briefly expressed her concern, and then everyone swept it under the carpet and started talking about some youtube video about kissing. these "friends" of yours are fucked up and need psychiatric treatment.

10? hell, why not 4? or 2? or a newborn? or a growing fetus? "so Maria, are you seeing anyone now?" ":giggle: yes, i love him! tee hee!" "ooooh, who is he!?" *points to pregnant lady across the room* *silence* *tumbleweeds*

:Owned: *bites u*