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i'll let you in on a well-kept secret. most conversations are not worth listening to or participating in.

but you forget one thing, jclarke. I AM A GOD. *grows to earth-size* *eats ur little army and weak little tanks*

oh goodie.

*loads B59X Autoturret* IT'S ON!

sounds like a porno stage name.

USA! USA! USA! *pisses on foreign nations* *kisses bulging biceps*

wtf someone who ends your friendship because you're deaf is not your "BFF" christ, you need a friend.

but Jclarke. you don't understand. this is AMERICA. not Austria or whatever. so cut out all that "mate" kangaroo koala wallaby Steve Irwin crap and WORSHIP OUR FLAG! *crushes ur home with a freakin' 60-ton tank and plants the American flag in the rubble*

everyone knows double dog dares are obsolete. triple dog dares are where it's at.

never. THIS IS AMERICA. YOU WANT TO LIVE HERE U GOTTA SPEAK OUR LANGUAGE! :rofl:

typical Mexican conversation: 1: que pasa, ese? 2: notheen ese, mi primo Rogelio just got out of prison mang. 3: que bien. let's get drunk on tequila and eat some corn and flan. 2: buena idea mang. y la semana proxima mi amigo Fernando esta crosseen the border con los coyotes, ese! 1: andale...

to quote Quentin Tarantino: don't taunt me, tramp. I TOLD YOU ALREADY I WON'T HAVE YOUR CHILD JCLARKE.

but it's easy to be popular. just follow the steps: 1. don't express any original ideas; people don't like it when other people have opinions. 2. talk like the other kids talk. 3. dress like the other kids dress; clothes and makeup and jewelry are EVERYTHING. 4. remove your brain and place...

hey everybody, I BROUGHT WEED AND COCAINE! LET'S ALL GET HIGH! :h5: