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Just to see if you're a candidate for the TV Show "I Didn't Know I Was Pregnant!" :hmm:

........take an early day off................... The stress is unbearable! :giggle:

Batshit??? But, but, but guano is yummy! Nom nom nom. :naughty: Lol. J/K

Nothing wrong with some extra protein.. heh.

I gotta wipe coffee off my monitor!!

Civil? ...................

Oh, wow. I made a vlog not long ago about my repugance of smaller dogs and poodles, and this is a poodle.....................

I hope that didn't factorize into your "was a manager" story? But I must admit that was witty and pretty funny!

*expletive* Lowballin' hustlers. Probably a CraigsLister!

Oh, wow! I said something very similar! Go look.

I have one. I heard somebody say at a sex theater, "I hope she does bareback." ...........................................

My children wore homemade cloth diapers with that fabric. Babyville PUL Fabric-Owls Green  : utility fabrics  : home decor fabric : fabric :  Shop | Joann.com Loved them!

Exactly like what I was implying! :) Glad to see I wasn't the only 1 with a mind in the gutter at this hour.

LOL *facepalm

I have straws ready in my purse for my date with him! Heh.

I know a girlfriend of mine who would lick bushes thus she would kiss you. Heh.

It means she cares and wouldn't wish this on you, then to hear u wanted the hearing loss too???????? I'd be mad because you wanted the loss just to look cool with the aids? That sounds............. *input a negative word of your choice here*..........................

Oh? I'm not far from Salem! Too bad I saw this almost a month too late! How was the night? Fun? How many attendees?

I agree. Condoms are of uttermost importance for you vanillas.

I recommend Polyamory.com Forum. Wait a moment and you'll get an email from their 'moderator' then click on the applicable links to read everything to have your questions answered.