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Im a Hindu myself....... BUT am not very religiously, even though I do celebrate some festivals with families. ~sharlie~

The preacher's, Sunday sermon was, 'Forgive Your Enemies'. Toward the end of the service, he asked his congregation, "How many of you have forgiven their enemies?" About half held up their hands. He then repeated his question. All responded, except one small elderly lady. "Mrs. Jones,"...

A couple in their nineties is having problems remembering things, so they decide to the go the doctor for a checkup. The doctor tells them that they're physically okay, but they might want to start writing things down to help them remember. Later that night, while watching TV, the old...

Its a rave. 7 international DJs are hosting. You can look up that GodsKitchen via the net. Its well known.

Just won double pass VIP tickets to GodsKitchen. It will coming up soon - on the 2nd of October. Need someone to come w me!!! :) sharlie

Im living in Melbourne... so I might go to this WDG. At the moment, Im not too sure if I will go or not due to work, but Id say it wil be worthwhile to go for few days to watch those foreign ppl compete and meeting them in different language eh :) ~sharlie~

I have dated quite a lot of hearing guys. Ive never dated with a deaf person YET!! Like what other ADers said in here, maybe it was the reason I grew up w hearing people around me all of my life, AND for some reasons, I like to date with hearing guys, because of variety and I find it challenging...

I am not interested in having a church wedding but my dream wedding would be at the beach. Just a small wedding ceremony with few closest friends and immediate families. AND, I might have a small Indian wedding ceremony held at my parent's home (if only my "man" and both families "okay" with...

Im dating with a hearing guy... so far things are good. We are at the point of getting to know each other and are going really slow. We mainly communicated by writing down in paper. Then at one point, I told him I want to familiarise reading his lip pattern and that he to sign a bit (for me)...

Pardon me for being so dumb and dumber - Whats EMT??? sharlie

Ever been tongue-tied when deciding on what message to record on your answering machine or voice mail? The following (REAL ONES) should inspire you : 1. "My wife and I cant come to the phone right now, but if youll leave your name and number, well get back to you as soon as were finished"...

Why am I so tired??? For a couple years I've been blaming it on lack of sleep, not enough sunshine, too much pressure from my job, earwax build-up, poor blood or anything else I could think of. But now I found out the real reason. I'm tired because I'm overworked. Here's why: The...

Sorry, if that is a repeat but thought I'd post up this... A man and his wife are awakened at 3 o'clock in the morning by a loud pounding on the door. The man gets up and goes to the door where a drunken stranger, standing in the pouring rain, is asking for a push. "Not a chance," says...

A married couple is driving along a highway doing a steady forty miles per hour. The wife is behind the wheel. Her husband suddenly looks across at her and speaks in a clear voice. "Darling," he says. "I know we've been married for twenty years, but I want a divorce." The wife says...

Two dwarfs go into a bar where they pick up two prostitutes and take them to their separate hotel rooms. The first dwarf, however, is unable to get an erection. His depression is made worse by the fact that from the next room he hears his little friend shouting out cries of "Here I come...

Ole and Lena start their family So anyvay, late one night, Lena vakes Ole and says, "I tink its time!" So Ole fired up the Yohn Deere tractor and took her to the hospital to have their first baby. He had a little boy, and the doctor looked over at Ole and said, "Hey, Ole! You yust had a...

Im fully deaf. My mum contracted german measles whilst she was pregnant with me (she didnt know she has contracted the measles and she didnt have the vaccination as well). When I was born... of course, my parents was shocked and disappointed that Ive became deaf. Ive been thru ups and downs...

The First Affair A married man was having an affair with his secretary. One day their passions overcame them and they took off for her house, where they made passionate love all afternoon. Exhausted from the wild sex, they fell asleep, awakening around 8:00pm. As the man threw on his...

Fresh from my shower, I stand in front of the mirror complaining to my husband that my breasts are too small. Instead of characteristically telling me it's not so, he uncharacteristically comes up with a suggestion. "If you want your breast to grow, then every day take a piece of toilet paper...

THE MALE VERSION At first I was afraid I was petrified By the ugly slapper that was lying by my side I would've drunk a little less, I would've tried to keep my head. If I'd known for just one second you'd Assault me in your bed. I tried to go, walk out the door But you've...