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  1. Dark-Half

    Man accused of having sex with his bike

    His solicitor Gerry Tierney said last night: "My client denies the allegations and intends to defend the charge vigorously." Shouldn't she say "defend against the charges" ...? Grammar aside, he probably was trying to get on the bike but kept ramming the seat in his drunken stupor where 2 hyper...
  2. Dark-Half

    Afterhours.

    Lol, ironically, yes and that's interesting :P - as for the nyquil/bendryl thingie. Yeah I've tried both. They work to a degree but I'd rather not get addicited or dependant :S
  3. Dark-Half

    Street racers’ souped-up cars crushed

    Blame the movies that glamourized it - fastfurious/tokyo drift etc. Of course it WAS happening way before that but I'm pretty certian the numbers increased after those movies.
  4. Dark-Half

    Duggars Family... When Will It End?

    Lets start a bet pool on which # they'll stop by any means. Roflmfao. 50% of the bet money would go to charity! I'd imagine it'd get pretty fucking large pot and possibly nobody would ever get paid off for like...omg years?
  5. Dark-Half

    Afterhours.

    Erm, I don't know how I gave off the impression I was depressed? Roflmfao. I'm sorry but thats just too funny XD I -do- get depressed every now and then, but that's rare. I'm 24 and I exercise. The rest of the questions are far too silly for my liking to answer. My sleeping issues have...
  6. Dark-Half

    Hungover Kitty

    Back in the day there was this rescue 911 episode where this little dog got into the owners hard liqour. He left the cup on the floor and didn't notice. The puppy downed the whole cup of frickin whiskey and was all woozy looking. I don't got flash allowed on mozilla nor high speed so i can't...
  7. Dark-Half

    Let me Rant, Please?

    We're bored. We have no lives.
  8. Dark-Half

    Afterhours.

    Lol... >.> SCARY! Frankly I'd rather just be able to keep my hours straight. There's much more to do in the day time and I feel terrible physically if i stay up all night and sleep all day. I'm thinking some sort of hardcore knockout pill that I just take when I -need- to sleep and can't...
  9. Dark-Half

    Let me Rant, Please?

    Complaining on a forum won't help find your dog. Go look for it and put up reward papers. You'll offer generiously if you miss your dog enough. 100 bucks to 500 should do it. It's actually hard to take you seriously with that post but whatever.
  10. Dark-Half

    Let me Rant, Please?

    Heh.. while funny, I think that's a little mean. You guys might actually push her to do it one day then 2 men in blue are at your door with a subpoena to drag you to court =p.
  11. Dark-Half

    Afterhours.

    I seriously have no idea what it is, but now that you claim it's a joke my guess shifts from sleeping aid to anti-depressiant that renders you giddy and horny? As for my social life.. I'm working on that =/ time is the issue =d.
  12. Dark-Half

    I Dont Fit In Anywhere

    Haha, I had no idea but the intention was to let her know people here care about her ;p
  13. Dark-Half

    Afterhours.

    Hm o_o late night I usually prefer to just chat with people. I started a new file on star ocean: ss and got bored. Nothing good was on tellie either and I couldn't go out to socialize with anyone because I haven't in like 6 years and I live 10 miles in the middle of nowhere. I'm working on my...
  14. Dark-Half

    BREAKING NEWS WWE Chairman Vince McMahon got explosives in Limo

    The only thing that's real about this is the injuries. Some of those moves really fucking hurt and if you do them wrong you can really fuck up your body. The rest of it just makes me giggle. I got a question - is that Sony ono dude still around? I don't watch it anymore but I'm curious... poor...
  15. Dark-Half

    Bob Barker

    Man, I liked rosie better when she wasn't so... I can't find the bloody word, I just know she's damn annoying, arrogant and just plain blah. When she was family-friendly things were ok.
  16. Dark-Half

    why can't people have ordinary sex?

    o_O theres something thats considered normal that isn't missionary? Do educate, I am amused!
  17. Dark-Half

    Afterhours.

    Suck. My msn list - everyones sleeping like normal people. Nothing's good on tellie, none of the forums I go to are active... I'm bored, I know there's more night people out there somewhere... I must find them!!! Thats if I don't die of boredom.... Boo, maybe I should take sleeping pills or take...
  18. Dark-Half

    No more wearing Makeup?

    I'm just going to avoid getting into a clash of opinions here, but I'd like to point out a few things - I know those 3 products are make up. Also, if you eat healthy and take care of your skin it will LOOK healthy which was exactly what you were trying to amcomplish with the use of foundation...
  19. Dark-Half

    Iran Moves to Execute Porn Stars

    I'm sorry but this made me giggle. Porn stars? Heeee XD... I can't stop lol-ing i.r.lz BWAHAHA. Ahem. Porn stars.... LMFAO!!!!!!! ;X I don't like porn anyways, it's bland. You see one guy screwing a chick, you've seen em all. Nude art is far more tasteful and interesting. Hm... Child porn is...
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