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Why do i feel like im sitting on a timebomb and its going to rip me a new one. China screwing us over, the war getting out of hand and the presidental election coming up... Maybe it's nothing but I keep getting this stinking feeling that the citizens of america are pissed off and ready to wage a...

I could care less if it gets legalized as long as you can't do it in public, i abhor second hand smoke. How would someone like it if i ripped a ripe one right in their face? It's about as offensive.

"Gee Bob, for such a little dog he sure makes a big pile!"

Buffalo, thanks. I can't stop laughing now.

I laughed. Hilarious.

Some chicks are like matches. Add enough friction, they glow bright for a small period of time then become charred twigs.

In acts like these you always try to search for a truth, a reason. You keep asking yourself why, what made them such monsters. What turns a man to killing his own brethen for no reason? Even if you got an answer I doubt it would be enough to satisfy you. No words could ever ease such suffering...

Thump her on the nose and proclaim impending doom upon her freckles by the power of 10,000 drunken gypsys. She might be nicer after that, if it doesn't work you can always give her a kitten. They're the best presents. Kittens poop all over the place and are a trouble to take care of -evil grin-...

What a nice fuzzy little dream. It's true that the world needs to wise up. I believe were all connected despite the fact sometimes I'm mean to some people. Then again I have very low tolerance for people who exercise stupidity and sarcasm in excess amounts.

Mine is because the purple dinosaur is an abbrevation of spliced polypops induces by inhalation of jalepeno particle dispensers. No really!

Puppies are delicious. I like mine well done with A1 steak sauce.

With blonde hair she looks like she belongs in the brady bunch. You know, her face looks different now, it looks like she had comestic surgery done to her cheekbones or maybe its all the pixie sticks she's been snorting.

Hm, you know it's no suprise that china makes shitty things. It's been known for ages. Notice the cartoon skits where something breaks and theres a "Made in china" or "made in taiwan" sticker on the bottom? Not to mention everything I ever bought that was constructed in china either broke on me...

That's sooooo hilarious. Anyways I only have 1 electrode turned on just for clarification, at least I think and the 5 tones are basically just on that electrode...? I was so distracted when i got hooked up it was hard to pay attention to my audiologist and she had a student there, which I said...

I kinda wanted to stimiluate my mind and get it warmed up after all these years. It's pretty silent around the house and for some reason the sound card on my computer does not work as for my tellie I'm not too big on watching much tellie heh.

So, I got turned on... and everything sounds like R2D2 is getting fried with laser blasts. No not our member, but rather the robot from the movie. My audiologist wanted to start in steps so I only hear about 5 different picthes of beeps at least for 2 weeks so I can get used to noises. After...

I'm going to tell my neice about pool monsters when she grows up. I'll tell her they dwell in the drain and try to suck cute little girls guts out their rear end if they get near. Hm, she'll probably be scared shitless (no pun intended) of pool drains after that...

I usually can make jokes about stuff like this... but uhm... I don't feel so good. This hit me a little hard... I feel sick, how can people even bring themselves to do this... I wish I didn't click this link ugh...

BBQ squirrel on a stick anyone? Aside from the joke, yeah... the 'fake' stuff tastes horrible. I once tried a "vege burger" and it tasted like bacon grease and carrots mashed up then fried. Nasty stuff.

>_> I wouldn't be able to handle it. I'd sooner commit seppiku with a dull jagged butter knife than want to deal with the drama that comes from being famous.