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Hokay, take a half cup of water, three tablespoons of salt, and a half cup of lemon juice- soak that over the new piercing, and it will make it heal waaaaay faster!

Hmmmm,,,,,, that's a very good question! I've always had this strange liking for midgets. When I was a small child, I got lost in the woods one time, I was found, and raised by a pack of wild midgets.

Hmmmmm,,,,, I guess fake fingernails is hokay. But one time I was dating this chick who had a fake leg, well one time I dropped her off at home, slammed her damn rubber leg in the car door and drove off. Drug the bitch half a block before I heard her screaming and banging on the side of my car-...

Oh sorry- I'm about 6 feet (unless I'm standing on a cat, then I'm about 6'4)

What?! I can't hear you, please type louder!!!! (heh, sorry- deaf joke ;) ) Yuh!~ I'm a new guy here, thanks `fer askin :D So then,,,,,, where's all the midgets?!

This reminds me of a dog I once had named "Petie" Peatie was a great dog, but one day I have home and much to my horror discovered that "Petie" had killed and devoured most of my grandmother. It was very, VERY tragic~ because I had neglected to feed "Petie" for like 5 days straight, I can't...

yes indeed, how tall?! (maybe if you hunched over a bit,,,,,,,)

I like midgets,,,,,,,, maybe a little to much *wink~nudge* just wonderin if there's any knockin around in here,,,,,,