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Yeah, I don't have large sized boobs so I think they look prettier now. And this just way too personal, huh?

This reminds me. On average, men sweat more, but female sweat smells worse. I don't know if this has to do with men having more surface area or something (which is probably relative anyway), but there you go.

There was another girl there, but I'm strangely prudish so she wasn't allowed to help. Lol. Oh, but I used to be friends with a couple of tattoo artists in my old town, so I have sterilized, hallow needles and all that good stuff. I'm dumb, but I'm still sanitary :)

I'm a pretty impulsive person so I've done lots of dumb things... But I did pierce my own nipples while I was drunk a couple of weeks ago :Oops:

Oi vey! Enough said.

I'm going to pretend you cheated and googled that.

Or Sakura? I've pretty much exhausted my knowledge of anime. Except for Howl's moving Castle. Good stuff.

Then maybe they would cancel eachother out to neutrally good or something. I need a scientist.

Is it Melbourn? I can never remember the capital of Canada either, except that it isn't Toronto.

Well, damn. We may have to scratch the PG 13 requisite.

Do you think if I put fruit flavored vodka into pomegranate grape juice, then the antioxidants will counter all the negative effects of the alcohol?

Have you tried it? I thought it sounded too gross to try, too, but it's so freaking good.

I'm not a huge fan of pizza or pie, but I feel I could hold my own with the sushi gluttony.

Wouldn't the box clue him in to whether or not it was intended for human use?

It's brown. And can I just say that you do creepy really, really well? :lol:

Immaturity is rampant tonight. What's the craziest, most immature thing you've done? I would say keep it PG 13, but I think we all know that's a losing battle.

lol.

Well, then thanksgiving is a sin and all americans are off to join you.

Are you rejecting his love and affection now that you know he can digest 8 slices at 300 calories each. Wait, are we talking one medium-large pizza in a day or in a sitting? Like, if you eat a whole pizza is that all you eat for the entire day? That seems faintly reasonable.

That is equal parts impressive and disgusting. I'm not sure whether to cringe or applaud.