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No offend to ladies but this is hilarious!!!! THE MIRACLE OF TOILET PAPER Fresh from my shower, I stand in front of the mirror complaining to my husband that my breasts are too small. Instead of characteristically telling me it's not so, he uncharacteristically comes up with a...

Mad Wife Disease... A guy was sitting quietly reading his paper when his wife walked up behind him and whacked him on the head with a magazine. 'What was that for?' he asked. 'That was for the piece of paper in your pants pocket with the name Laura Lou written on it,' she replied...

It's understandable... Everyone get busy now and then... Alldeaf will always be here when you come back...

A kindergarten class had a homework assignment to find out something exciting and relate it to the class the next day. When the time came to present what they'd found, the first little boy the teacher called on walked up to the front of the class, and with a piece of chalk, made a small...

A sexually active woman tells her plastic surgeon that she wanted her vaginal lips reduced in size because they were too loose and floppy. Out of embarrassment she insisted that the surgery be kept a secret and the surgeon agreed.Awakening from the anaesthesia after the surgery she found 3...

My Stimulus $$ is going with my car to trade in other vehicle...

*wince* gotta do a roundtrip totaling 3 hours drive tomorrow... Seeing price at different gas stations make me wanna vomit...

Amen... What goes around comes around...

That happens to me many time... Couple days ago, I was calling my auto insurance office to ask a question, a male on other line said"A deaf caller, i don't think so" and hung up on me. I had to call back and they left their phone ringing for over 2 mins and a woman answered, eventually i ask who...

Let's make it 68% so Bush can be impeached already!

"I'm in the shower filming called, "Rubber Duckies Gone Wild!" so that mean I'm hot... I'm wet... I'm naked... and it's getting steamy in here. I'm in the shower you perverts." "Don't take life so seriously. It isn't permanent." "I'm Not Fluent in IDIOT, So Please Speak Slowly & Clearly"...

Thabks ppl... My tips? Don't take ur life too serious like some people does over ANYTHING

got this in my email... "Hello nozobo, We at AllDeaf.com would like to wish you a happy birthday today!" It's not even the 16th tomorrow yet... Did somebody look at wrong calendar? heh... sorry i wasn't around that much... My routine was off lately...

Go with a Dell and u can order them online or phone Dell and specifically a Window not Vista... Go Windows!

I regret using hearing aids... they are pain in an ass to wear it cuz everybody expect you to H E A R and T A L K ... when will hearies wake up?

:iolol: at this thread... got ordered to use glasses when I was younger... i bented them and threw a way and never wore them since... I know I'll get glasses when I become an old fart but now ole no way jose!

Went through original sidekick to Sidekick II to the point couple months after my contract ended, went to blackberry. Now my partner got Sidekick LX and it's been constantly problems... what's new for SK? :ugh:

U can't avoid rumors... Rumors are gonna be anywhere, anytime... I'm a sucker for opening this thread before i nearly report to mod... Oh well thx for keep me awake!

I do find this movie hilarous! I love it, people should watch this to get the glimpse of the gay community but it doesn't mean that the ppl in the movies is same for all gay people, no. There are various characters of gay people etc... hope y'll get a chance to watch this movie if you haven't!

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