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*pick up the phone* "Excuse me, Miss Deafilmedia? You got the wrong customer service. It's not Alldeaf service, it's film school customer service" *hang up phone* (((((((((((((CALL THEM!!!!))))))))))))

A little boy went up to his father and asked: "Dad, where did all of my intelligence come from?" The father replied: "Well, son, you must have got it from your mother, 'cause I still have mine." ------------------------------- A blonde calls Delta Airlines and asks, "Can you tell me how...

The Doctor, who was known for his extraordinary treatment of arthritis, had a waiting room full of patients. A little old lady, almost bent over in half, shuffled in slowly, leaning on her cane. When her turn came, she went into the doctor's office and, amazingly, emerged within 5 minutes...