I like having my ears cleaned.

Mewtilation said:
I make no promises. Except the promise that I am an awesome cook.... and that I'm really good in bed.... Those are the only promises I stand by. :laugh2: I'm terrible, I know I know. :D
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I will take the food offer, I pass on the other one.
 
Dreamer03 said:
Yes!!!!Cuz I am horrible at cooking.
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Once upon a time, I wanted to be a chef. I took a year of culinary school.... I've always just had a natural talent for cooking though. Never have to measure, never have to time.... I just know somehow.... Should have been a chef.... Wouldn't be working NEAR as much.... :doh:
 
Dreamer03 said:
One upon a time I went inot the kitchen and burned water...the end.
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:laugh2: Hey now, we've all burned water! Only once for me.... but I was boiling water and fell asleep. I woke up to my smoke detector lights flashing and went to the kitchen and the pan was on fire!!! :laugh2: Needless to say, the pan did not survive.... :( :laugh2:
 
Dreamer03 said:
R.I.P to the pan. I have tried cooking but kitchen and i are mortal enemies.
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:laugh2: The kitchen is your friend, it also holds Hotpockets and things that don't have to be cooked, just remember that! :D Oh and sometimes in mine, my kitchen holds muffins.... I love when I find muffins! :D :laugh2:
 
my mom is an awsome cook. My sis inherited that o inherited the stubbornes... either way my mom says she likes the house unburned so i am not allowed anywhere near the kitchen.
 
:laugh2: Sounds like my mother saying I'm not allowed anywhere near the grill.... Last time I attempted to grill ( on an outside actual grill ) I nearly caught the house on fire... :laugh2: I can cook, but I can't grill on a BBQ grill to save my life.... :eek:
 
That's how you clean your ears... :P

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I cleaned my ear using q-tips every morning after my shower, never had any problem in the last 40 years.... Every time I go to audiologist for getting new ear mold made, she keep saying "Your ears are clean!"
 
Candling is fake, it doesn't do anything. The suggestion I read was to light the candle with it standing on a table and marvel at the "earwax" is magically produces out of thin air.

I have always suffered waxy ears, last year after them being actually blocked one time too many I made an appointment with the nurse and had them syringed. Now I don't really have any problems, as large pieces of wax seem able to free themselves and fall out on their own (!!!)

Qtips are how I blocked them last time! I've heard horrid stories of people getting wax stuck behind the eardrum that way!
 
SneakerNet said:
I cleaned my ear using q-tips every morning after my shower, never had any problem in the last 40 years.... Every time I go to audiologist for getting new ear mold made, she keep saying "Your ears are clean!"
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same with mine i always cleaned my ears with my toilet paper to screw in my ears after my shower to get the water out for years and never had the problems after all.

my ear canals are clean every last...
 
Problem with Q-tips is they push the build up down in the canals for most people. I can't tell you how many people come into the ER claiming they can't hear and it turns out to be a build up pushed down in the ear byyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy? Q-TIPS! Doctors do really recommend avoiding them.
 
They're evil.... don't let them trick you! I know they look innocent and harmless.... :shock:
 
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