MoonDrifter
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If you think Oregon means "or a gun", you might be a redneck.
If you think its safe to hide in Oregon cause there are many bushes, you might be a redneck.
If you think you can get the best deals on trailers and RVs in Oregon cause they're going out of business, you might be a redneck.
If you think Portland is Las Vegas, you might be a redneck.
If you think Oregon State University is a beaver farm, you might be a redneck.
If you think Oregon is the land of a million teats cause it has a milk factory, you might be a redneck.
If you think about ditching your annoying grandma in the woods and hoping that no one will find her cause it's a forest state, you might be a redneck.
If you think because they have many signs of Smokey the bear, that it is ok to hunt for bears in Oregon, you might be a redneck.
If you think that since Oregon has so many farms, there is a good chance for you to
the farmer's wife and/or daughter, you might be a redneck.
If you think its safe to hide in Oregon cause there are many bushes, you might be a redneck.
If you think you can get the best deals on trailers and RVs in Oregon cause they're going out of business, you might be a redneck.
If you think Portland is Las Vegas, you might be a redneck.
If you think Oregon State University is a beaver farm, you might be a redneck.
If you think Oregon is the land of a million teats cause it has a milk factory, you might be a redneck.
If you think about ditching your annoying grandma in the woods and hoping that no one will find her cause it's a forest state, you might be a redneck.
If you think because they have many signs of Smokey the bear, that it is ok to hunt for bears in Oregon, you might be a redneck.
If you think that since Oregon has so many farms, there is a good chance for you to
the farmer's wife and/or daughter, you might be a redneck.
