Weird Childhood Songs?

[VamPyroX]

When you were young, did you ever learn and/or sing weird songs? They could be songs made up completely on their own or could be modified versions of actual songs.

I knew a lot of these songs when I was growing up. I still remember them today.

Here's a few I know:

Jingle Bells
Batman smells
Robin laid an egg
Batmobile lost its wheels
Joker ran away

Jingle Bells
Santa smells
Rudolph ran away
Oh what fun it is to ride in a beat up Chevrolet

When you run into first and you feel something burst
Diarrhea
Diarrhea
When you slide into second and you feel something beckon
Diarrhea
Diarrhea
When you run into third and you lay a juicy turd
Diarrhea
Diarrhea
When you slide into home and your pants are full of foam
Diarrhea
Diarrhea

There are many different versions of these songs.