True Friendship

yankees

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True Friendship
Lessons In Life

Are you tired of those sissy-ass "friendship" poems that always
sound good, but never actually come close to reality? Well, here is a
series of promises that actually speak of true friendship:

When you are sad -- I will help you get drunk and
plot revenge against the sorry bastard who made you sad.

When you are blue -- I will try to dislodge whatever
is choking you.

When you smile -- I will know you finally got laid.

When you are scared -- I will try to calm your nerves,
unless it is something silly then I will rag on you about it every
chance I get.

When you are worried -- I will tell you horrible
stories about how much worse it could be until you quit whining.

When you are confused I will use little words.

When you are sick -- Stay the hell away from me
until you are well again. I don't want whatever you have.

When you fall -- I will p oint and laugh at your
clumsy ass, but then I will help you get up.

This is my oath..... I pledge it to the end. "Why?"
you may ask; "Because you are my friend".

Remember.......

Friendship is like peeing your pants, everyone can see it, but only you can feel the true warmth.
 
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