* Your feet stick to grape jelly on the kitchen floor--and you don't care. * Popsicle's become a food staple. * Your favorite television show is a cartoon. * You're so desperate for adult conversation that you spill your guts to the telemarketer that calls and HE hangs up on YOU! * You buy cereal with marshmallows in it. * You count the sprinkles on each kid's cupcake to make sure they're equal. * You have time to shave only one leg at a time. * You hide in the bathroom to be alone. * Your kid throws up and you catch it. * You get up at 5:30 AM and you have no time to eat, sleep, drink or go to the bathroom, and yet... you still managed to gain 10 pounds.