Period Euphemisms!!!!

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  1. GarnetTigerMom

    GarnetTigerMom New Member

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    Period Euphemisms!

    Sometimes a more discreet euphemism for "being on your period" is preferable, such as...

    Miss Scarlett's Come Home to Tara

    Trolling for Vampires

    A Dishonorable Discharge from the Uterine Navy

    Saddling Old Rusty

    Feelin' Menstru-riffic!

    Clean-Up in Aisle One

    Massacre at the Y

    T-Minus 9 Months and Holding

    Game Day for the Crimson Tide

    Panty Shields Up, Captain!

    Taking Carrie to the Prom

    Playing Banjo in Sgt. Zygote's Ragtime Band

    Ordering l'Omelette Rouge

    Arts and Crafts Week at Panty Camp

    Rebooting the Ovarian Operating System

    Aunt Floe is visiting!

    :eek3::bowdown:
     
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    High tide at the old red river
    Having a chocolate moment
     
  3. Miss-Delectable

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    Riding the crimson wave or tide. You can see it on Clueless the film. :)

    Never heard of all those nicknames except Aunt Flo :lol:
     
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    LOL,, there an "Aunt Flo" on old tv show from "Alice" that always says " Kiss my grits! " heee
     
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    how abt, asking your man if he wants to apply for his red wings
     

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