Period Euphemisms! Sometimes a more discreet euphemism for "being on your period" is preferable, such as... Miss Scarlett's Come Home to Tara Trolling for Vampires A Dishonorable Discharge from the Uterine Navy Saddling Old Rusty Feelin' Menstru-riffic! Clean-Up in Aisle One Massacre at the Y T-Minus 9 Months and Holding Game Day for the Crimson Tide Panty Shields Up, Captain! Taking Carrie to the Prom Playing Banjo in Sgt. Zygote's Ragtime Band Ordering l'Omelette Rouge Arts and Crafts Week at Panty Camp Rebooting the Ovarian Operating System Aunt Floe is visiting!