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SA Background:
Gauteng is the Capital South African province.
Arrive alive is a campaign by the traffic department in an attept to lower the death toll rate on SA roads.
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Gauteng Metro policeman pulled a car over and told the driver that
because he had been wearing his seat belt he had just won (african dollar) $5 000, in an Arrive
Alive safety competition. the driver could hardly believe his luck.
"What are you going to do with your cash?" asked the traffic cop. "Well
I guess I'm going to get a drivers license," he answered.
"Oh, don't listen to him," yelled a woman in the passenger seat. "He
tries to be smart when he's drunk."
This woke up the guy in the back seat who took one look at the cop and
moaned, "I knew we wouldn't get far in a stolen car."
At that moment there was a knock from the boot and a voice said, "Are
we over the border yet?"
Gauteng is the Capital South African province.
Arrive alive is a campaign by the traffic department in an attept to lower the death toll rate on SA roads.
=================================================
Gauteng Metro policeman pulled a car over and told the driver that
because he had been wearing his seat belt he had just won (african dollar) $5 000, in an Arrive
Alive safety competition. the driver could hardly believe his luck.
"What are you going to do with your cash?" asked the traffic cop. "Well
I guess I'm going to get a drivers license," he answered.
"Oh, don't listen to him," yelled a woman in the passenger seat. "He
tries to be smart when he's drunk."
This woke up the guy in the back seat who took one look at the cop and
moaned, "I knew we wouldn't get far in a stolen car."
At that moment there was a knock from the boot and a voice said, "Are
we over the border yet?"