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The Indian With One Testicle
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> There once was an Indian who had only one testicle
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> And whose given name was 'Onestone'.
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> He hated that name and asked everyone not to call him Onestone.
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> After years and years of torment,
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> Onestone finally cracked and said,'
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> If anyone calls me Onestone again I will kill them!'
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> The word got around and nobody called him that any more.
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> Then one day a young woman named Blue Bird forgot and said,
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> 'Good morning, Onestone.'
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> He jumped up, grabbed her and took her deep into the forest where he made love to her all day and all night.
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> He made love to her all the next day,
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> Until Blue Bird died from exhaustion.
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> The word got around that Onestone meant what he promised he would do.
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> Years went by and no one dared call him by his given name until
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> A woman named Yellow Bird returned to the village after being away.
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> Yellow Bird, who was BlueBird's cousin,
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> Was overjoyed when she saw Onestone.
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> She hugged him and said, 'Good to see you, Onestone.'
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> Onestone grabbed her, took her deep into the forest,
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> Then he made love to her all day,
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> Made love to her all night,
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> Made love to her all the next day,
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> Made love to her all the next night, but YellowBird wouldn't die!
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> Why ???
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> OH, come on... Take a guess !!!
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> Think about it !!!
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> You're going to love this !!!
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> Everyone knows...
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> You can't
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> kill two Birds
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> with
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> OneStone!!!
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> There once was an Indian who had only one testicle
>
> And whose given name was 'Onestone'.
>
> He hated that name and asked everyone not to call him Onestone.
>
> After years and years of torment,
>
> Onestone finally cracked and said,'
>
> If anyone calls me Onestone again I will kill them!'
>
> The word got around and nobody called him that any more.
>
> Then one day a young woman named Blue Bird forgot and said,
>
> 'Good morning, Onestone.'
>
> He jumped up, grabbed her and took her deep into the forest where he made love to her all day and all night.
>
> He made love to her all the next day,
>
> Until Blue Bird died from exhaustion.
>
> The word got around that Onestone meant what he promised he would do.
>
> Years went by and no one dared call him by his given name until
>
> A woman named Yellow Bird returned to the village after being away.
>
> Yellow Bird, who was BlueBird's cousin,
>
> Was overjoyed when she saw Onestone.
>
> She hugged him and said, 'Good to see you, Onestone.'
>
> Onestone grabbed her, took her deep into the forest,
>
> Then he made love to her all day,
>
> Made love to her all night,
>
> Made love to her all the next day,
>
> Made love to her all the next night, but YellowBird wouldn't die!
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>
>
>
>
> Why ???
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>
>
>
>
>
> OH, come on... Take a guess !!!
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>
>
>
>
> Think about it !!!
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>
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>
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> You're going to love this !!!
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> Everyone knows...
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> You can't
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> kill two Birds
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> with
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> OneStone!!!
