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I got email from my friends and i laughed.



One day a 6 year old girl was sitting in a classroom. The teacher was going to explain evolution to the children. The teacher asked a little boy: Tommy do you see the tree outside?

TOMMY: Yes.
TEACHER: Tommy, do you see the grass outside?

TOMMY: Yes.

TEACHER: Go outside and look up and see if you can see the sky.

TOMMY: Okay. (He returned a few minutes later) Yes, I saw the sky.

TEACHER: Did you see God?

TOMMY: No.

TEACHER: That's my point. We can't see God because he isn't there. He doesn't exist.

A little girl spoke up and wanted to ask the boy some questions. The teacher agreed and the little girl asked
the boy:

Tommy, do you see the tree outside?

TOMMY: Yes.
LITTLE GIRL: Tommy do you see the grass outside?

TOMMY: Yessssss (getting tired of the questions this time).

LITTLE GIRL: Did you see the sky?

TOMMY: Yessssss

LITTLE GIRL: Tommy, do you see the teacher?

TOMMY: Yes

LITTLE GIRL: Do you see her brain?

TOMMY: No

LITTLE GIRL: Then according to what we were taught today in class, she must not have one!
 
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you know teachers aren't supposed to talk about religions at school...its wrong for teacher to tell students that god don't exist...that is her opinion -- fine..but she have no right to make them change their beliefs by telling them that god doesn't exist. :roll:
 
Originally posted by ~Heather~
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you know teachers aren't supposed to talk about religions at school...its wrong for teacher to tell students that god don't exist...that is her opinion -- fine..but she have no right to make them change their beliefs by telling them that god doesn't exist. :roll:
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It should be up to the parents..but what are schools for anyways?
 
This guy had a beautiful woman for a girl friend, but he was too
ashamed to screw her because of his small dick.

So one day while they were at the drive-in movies, he decides that now
was a good time to screw her because she wouldn't be able to see his
dick size.

So, halfway through the movie, he unzips his pants, and pulls out his
dick and sticks it in her hand.

She than replied, "No thank you, I don't smoke."
 
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