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I don't know if some of you have "heard" of this story, but I thought it was funny as hell.

Stupidity always make one of the best subjects for jokes - either fact or fiction!
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Stupid Employee Gets Busted

Philadelphia Inquirer
January 5, 2002

Aaron Bell, 19, was convicted in December of robbing a Kentucky Fried Chicken store in Philadelphia 12 months earlier.

It was the same KFC where Bell had worked for the previous two years; he wore no mask or disguise, and all the employees recognized him. He might have learned in those two years that the store's safe is time-locked at 9 p.m., but he started the robbery at 9:15 and thus got no money.

Nonetheless, Bell successfully hid from police for three days. On the third day, he decided to report for work at the KFC, acting as if nothing had happened. The manager called police.
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Whoo! Talk about STUPID!! :crazy:
 
Ah... there's another one for the list of America's Dumbest Criminals! :)
 
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