It is snowing right now. Two inches so far. Looks like one more inch during the night. Not bad.
Q. How do you tell a snowman from a snowwoman?Short Snow Jokes
Q: What do you get from sitting on the snow too long?
Q: What's an ig?
A: A snow house without a loo!
Q: Why did Frosty the snowman want a divorce?
A: Because he thought his wife was a flake
Q: Why does it take longer to build a blonde snowman than a regular one?
A: You have to hollow out the head.
Q: What do snowmen eat for lunch ?
A: Icebergers !
Q: What time is it when little white flakes fall past the classroom window?
A: Snow and Tell.
Q: If the sun shines while it's snowing, what should you look for?
Q: If you live in an igloo made of snow, what's the worst thing about global warming?
A: No privacy!
Q: What do you call ten Arctic hares hopping backwards through the snow together?
A: A receding hare line.
Q: How do you keep the snow from giving you cold feet?
A: Don't go around BRRfooted!
Q: What do you call a gangsta snowman?
Q: What kind of math do Snowy Owls like?
Q: How do you know if there's a snowman in your bed?
A: You wake up wet!
Q: What do you call a snowboarder with no girlfriend/boyfriend?
Q: What is the difference between a snowboard instructor and a snowboard student?
A: 3 days
Q:. Where does a snowman keep his money?
A: In a snow bank.
Q: What is it called when a snowman has a temper tantrum?
A: A meltdown!
Q: What do snowmen eat for breakfast?
A: Frosted Flakes.
Q: What is a mountains favorite type of candy?
A: Snow caps.
Q: What do you call a snowman with a six pack?
A: An abdominal snowman.
Q: What do you call a snowman that tells tall tales?
A: A snow-fake!
Q: What do you call an old snowman?
Q: What do you get when you cross a snowman and a vampire?
Q: What did the snowman eat?
A: Icebergs with chilli sauce.
Q: What did the snowman and his wife put over their baby's crib?
A: A snowmobile!
Q: What do Snowmen call their offspring?
Q: How does a Snowman get to work?
A: By icicle.
Knock Knock! Who's There? Snow! Snow who? Snow laughing matter.
Let me know which joke you like the best!
Drive safe, my wife and daughter spun out on I 80 just before Soda Springs last Thursday while taking our daughter back to school. They came to a stop after 1 1/2 spins with the car stalled (Honda's are designed to stall in this manner) and facing oncoming traffic with 2 semi's barreling down on them. The trucks missed them by about a foot and a half; they drove the rest of the way to Reno doing about 20-25 with a steady snow falling. I wanted them to leave last Tuesday because of no snow or rain in the forecast but was overruled. Other than being scared s--tless they are fine and lived to tell the story.