More Snow

SilverRoxy

Deaf/ASL user
Premium Member
It is snowing right now. Two inches so far. Looks like one more inch during the night. Not bad.
 

zephren

Active Member
We have some light snow falling. Could get up to a foot but they said that last week and we had less than 3 inches.
 

SilverRoxy

Deaf/ASL user
Premium Member
Snow in 2 hours and 45 minutes. -7 windchill. Will be 3 inches in addition to 2 inches already on ground.
 

SilverRoxy

Deaf/ASL user
Premium Member
Short Snow Jokes
Q: What do you get from sitting on the snow too long?
A: Polaroids!
Q: What's an ig?
A: A snow house without a loo!
Q: Why did Frosty the snowman want a divorce?
A: Because he thought his wife was a flake
Q: Why does it take longer to build a blonde snowman than a regular one?
A: You have to hollow out the head.
Q: What do snowmen eat for lunch ?
A: Icebergers !
Q: What time is it when little white flakes fall past the classroom window?
A: Snow and Tell.
Q: If the sun shines while it's snowing, what should you look for?
A: Snowbows.
Q: If you live in an igloo made of snow, what's the worst thing about global warming?
A: No privacy!
Q: What do you call ten Arctic hares hopping backwards through the snow together?
A: A receding hare line.
Q: How do you keep the snow from giving you cold feet?
A: Don't go around BRRfooted!
Q: What do you call a gangsta snowman?
A: Froze-T
Q: What kind of math do Snowy Owls like?
A: Owlgebra.
Q: How do you know if there's a snowman in your bed?
A: You wake up wet!
Q: What do you call a snowboarder with no girlfriend/boyfriend?
A: Homeless
Q: What is the difference between a snowboard instructor and a snowboard student?
A: 3 days
Q:. Where does a snowman keep his money?
A: In a snow bank.
Q: What is it called when a snowman has a temper tantrum?
A: A meltdown!
Q: What do snowmen eat for breakfast?
A: Frosted Flakes.
Q: What is a mountains favorite type of candy?
A: Snow caps.
Q: What do you call a snowman with a six pack?
A: An abdominal snowman.
Q: What do you call a snowman that tells tall tales?
A: A snow-fake!
Q: What do you call an old snowman?
A: Water!
Q: What do you get when you cross a snowman and a vampire?
A: Frostbite.
Q: What did the snowman eat?
A: Icebergs with chilli sauce.
Q: What did the snowman and his wife put over their baby's crib?
A: A snowmobile!
Q: What do Snowmen call their offspring?
A: Chill-dren.
Q: How does a Snowman get to work?
A: By icicle.

Knock Knock! Who's There? Snow! Snow who? Snow laughing matter.

source: http://www.jokes4us.com/miscellaneousjokes/weatherjokes/snowjokes.html

Let me know which joke you like the best!
 

sonocativo

Well-Known Member
Short Snow Jokes
Q: What do you get from sitting on the snow too long?
A: Polaroids!
Q: What's an ig?
A: A snow house without a loo!
Q: Why did Frosty the snowman want a divorce?
A: Because he thought his wife was a flake
Q: Why does it take longer to build a blonde snowman than a regular one?
A: You have to hollow out the head.
Q: What do snowmen eat for lunch ?
A: Icebergers !
Q: What time is it when little white flakes fall past the classroom window?
A: Snow and Tell.
Q: If the sun shines while it's snowing, what should you look for?
A: Snowbows.
Q: If you live in an igloo made of snow, what's the worst thing about global warming?
A: No privacy!
Q: What do you call ten Arctic hares hopping backwards through the snow together?
A: A receding hare line.
Q: How do you keep the snow from giving you cold feet?
A: Don't go around BRRfooted!
Q: What do you call a gangsta snowman?
A: Froze-T
Q: What kind of math do Snowy Owls like?
A: Owlgebra.
Q: How do you know if there's a snowman in your bed?
A: You wake up wet!
Q: What do you call a snowboarder with no girlfriend/boyfriend?
A: Homeless
Q: What is the difference between a snowboard instructor and a snowboard student?
A: 3 days
Q:. Where does a snowman keep his money?
A: In a snow bank.
Q: What is it called when a snowman has a temper tantrum?
A: A meltdown!
Q: What do snowmen eat for breakfast?
A: Frosted Flakes.
Q: What is a mountains favorite type of candy?
A: Snow caps.
Q: What do you call a snowman with a six pack?
A: An abdominal snowman.
Q: What do you call a snowman that tells tall tales?
A: A snow-fake!
Q: What do you call an old snowman?
A: Water!
Q: What do you get when you cross a snowman and a vampire?
A: Frostbite.
Q: What did the snowman eat?
A: Icebergs with chilli sauce.
Q: What did the snowman and his wife put over their baby's crib?
A: A snowmobile!
Q: What do Snowmen call their offspring?
A: Chill-dren.
Q: How does a Snowman get to work?
A: By icicle.

Knock Knock! Who's There? Snow! Snow who? Snow laughing matter.

source: http://www.jokes4us.com/miscellaneousjokes/weatherjokes/snowjokes.html

Let me know which joke you like the best!
Q. How do you tell a snowman from a snowwoman?
A. Snowman has snowballs
 

seb

Well-Known Member
can't wait to go Tahoe next weekend!
Drive safe, my wife and daughter spun out on I 80 just before Soda Springs last Thursday while taking our daughter back to school. They came to a stop after 1 1/2 spins with the car stalled (Honda's are designed to stall in this manner) and facing oncoming traffic with 2 semi's barreling down on them. The trucks missed them by about a foot and a half; they drove the rest of the way to Reno doing about 20-25 with a steady snow falling. I wanted them to leave last Tuesday because of no snow or rain in the forecast but was overruled. Other than being scared s--tless they are fine and lived to tell the story.
 

Calvin

In Hazzard County
Super Moderator
Premium Member
Two cars covered in snow at Tahoe-Donner after storm hits northern Sierra Nevada on March 5, 2017.

 
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