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If your girlfriend take look at your magazine in your bathroom...

"She'll scrutinize your bathroom reading materials. If they're all work-related, she'll think you don't know how to play. If they're all ladies magazines, she'll think you like to be a player. If they're all porn magazines, she'll think you play with yourself too much."
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Thank godness! I have full of newspaper in my bathroom. :mrgreen:
 
Well good thing the wife knows I dont need playboy in my bathroom....

Collectible Automobile magazine will do for me in the bathroom. Nothin' gives a hard-on like a 1935 Ford V8 Phaeton :lol:
 
My bathroom is kept clean and spotless. Of course Just Towels/soaps/blah blah blah related bathroom supplies.. eheh :)

Accept other stuff book and rest of newspaper put on end table in living room only.... 2nd of each days throw away newspaper into the box rest for puppies' poops.. ehheeh
 
sablescort said:
Well good thing the wife knows I dont need playboy in my bathroom....

Collectible Automobile magazine will do for me in the bathroom. Nothin' gives a hard-on like a 1935 Ford V8 Phaeton :lol:
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LOL good one, sablescort :thumb:

I subcribed Hot Muscle and PC magazines and flyers of Sears, Canadian Tires and Home Depot.
 
sablescort said:
Well good thing the wife knows I dont need playboy in my bathroom....

Collectible Automobile magazine will do for me in the bathroom. Nothin' gives a hard-on like a 1935 Ford V8 Phaeton :lol:
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:lol: haha...Good One!
 
I've got a few MAD magazines and Archie Digests. Those are what keep me company when I'm taking a nice long dump or resting in the bathtub. :thumb:
 
VamPyroX said:
I've got a few MAD magazines and Archie Digests. Those are what keep me company when I'm taking a nice long dump or resting in the bathtub. :thumb:
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I thought I was the only one with Archie Digests -- thanks for letting me know otherwise :Oops:
 
Jaana said:
I thought I was the only one with Archie Digests -- thanks for letting me know otherwise :Oops:
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I bet you feel better, eh? I have a few friends who are adults but still read those too. I usually try to get every book they release. It's usually 2 to 4 different books per week.
 
I usually take a newspaper whenever i go for a spell in the bathroom, hehe..my husband dont read in there but he s m o k e s in there sheeeesh!
lol! at least it covers up the umm ya know....smells..LOL!
 
i don't like anyone bring the magazine or newspaper to the bathroom. The reason.... I have not read and don't want anything germ on newspaper out from bathroom.
 
ideafspy said:
i don't like anyone bring the magazine or newspaper to the bathroom. The reason.... I have not read and don't want anything germ on newspaper out from bathroom.
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FYI.... Toilet paper made of newspaper and scraps paper etc etc... blend into the recycle...

No difference still counts germs.. (hmmmm) How can r u trust that recycle is verifty cleanest factory?
 
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actually he meant that after pooping while reading... he will wipe rear-end with toilet paper then zip up and PICK up the paper/mag (his hand is contaminated) before he washes his hand so therefore, some bacteria can end up on newspaper or whatever was brought into bathroom. So after washing hand then he would need to use lysol to spray the newspaper/magazine before finally leaving the bathroom! LOL
 
ever watch seinfield? where George took in a huge book about impressionst art and when he came out of bathroom, he was going to put the book back on shelve, the book store employee caught him, he asked, what are you doing? George said "what do you want me to say?" George was forced to buy the book and take it home! he tried to return it to other book store with same name. the cashier said "sorry, no return" G asked why? "It has been flagged" said she... and told him to get the book off the counter and go home.

now you know why! otherwise it was funny episode I saw yesterday~!
 
ideafspy said:
i don't like anyone bring the magazine or newspaper to the bathroom. The reason.... I have not read and don't want anything germ on newspaper out from bathroom.
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Don't you ever wash your hand after use bathroom?
 
VamPyroX said:
I've got a few MAD magazines and Archie Digests. Those are what keep me company when I'm taking a nice long dump or resting in the bathtub. :thumb:
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*ahem* Long dump? I thought u said u were quick.... See I was right 20 mins was ur limit.. :lol:
 
Cheri said:
*ahem* Long dump? I thought u said u were quick.... See I was right 20 mins was ur limit.. :lol:
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It's like I said... WHEN I take long dumps. I don't always take long dumps and the last time I remember reading a magazine while taking a dump was... 2 years ago! It's usually when I'm in the bath tub when I'm reading those magazines. Heh! :fu:
 
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