Little Boy At The Nudist Beach

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  1. dreamsfloatjoe

    dreamsfloatjoe New Member

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    A mother and father take their 6-year old son to a nudist beach.

    As the boy walks along the sand, he notices that many of the women have boobs bigger than his mother's, so he goes back to ask her why.

    She tells her son, "The bigger they are, the sillier the lady is."

    The boy, pleased with the answer, goes to play in the ocean but returns to tell his mother that many of the men have larger things than his dad does.

    She replies, "The bigger they are, the dumber the man is."

    Again satisfied with her answer, the boy goes back to the ocean to play.

    Shortly thereafter, the boy returns and promptly tells his mother, "'Daddy is talking to the silliest lady on the beach, and the longer he talks, the dumber he gets."


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    :laugh2: Oh my gosh!!
     
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    oh my words! dont let your kids take to nude beach im warns!
     
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    OH LOL good one... that kid sure is funny...
     
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    Jiro If You Know What I Mean Premium Member

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    I think I'm getting dumber.
     
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    :laugh2:

    Now that's what I call - one cunning kid! :giggle:
     
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    :laugh2: Gotta give credit to that kid for outwit his parent. heh!
     
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    Do you get dumber when you met a silly gal? jk jk:giggle:
     
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    OH so ya wanna know? LOL that for ya to find out and for me to know!!! PPPPFFFTTT!!!
     
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    good joke....i must remember that one
     
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    :DI know ;)
     
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    :laugh2: good one!
     
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    HAHA Ocean nice try...
     
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    how silly are you ?:giggle::aw:
     
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    what the fuck is this?
     
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    A joke you limp fuck.
     
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    :giggle: haha nice
     

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