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Letter to god
A Post Office worker, at the main sorting office, finds an unstamped, poorly hand-written envelope, addressed to God.
He opens it and discovers it is from an elderly lady, distressed because all her savings, $200, has been stolen.
She will be cold & hungry this Easter without divine intervention.
He organizes the postal workers, who dig deep and come up with $180 to donate. They get it to her by special courier the same morning.
A week later, the same postal worker recognizes the same handwriting on another envelope.
He opens it
"Dear God,
Thank you for the $180 for Easter, which would have been so bleak otherwise.
P.S. It was $20 short but that was probably
those thieving workers at the Post Office."
A Post Office worker, at the main sorting office, finds an unstamped, poorly hand-written envelope, addressed to God.
He opens it and discovers it is from an elderly lady, distressed because all her savings, $200, has been stolen.
She will be cold & hungry this Easter without divine intervention.
He organizes the postal workers, who dig deep and come up with $180 to donate. They get it to her by special courier the same morning.
A week later, the same postal worker recognizes the same handwriting on another envelope.
He opens it
"Dear God,
Thank you for the $180 for Easter, which would have been so bleak otherwise.
P.S. It was $20 short but that was probably
those thieving workers at the Post Office."