learn some lesson from mine

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I was happy. My girlfriend and I were dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married. My parents helped us in every way. My friends encouraged me, and my girlfriend, she was a dream!

There was only one thing bothering me; my mother-in-law to be. She was a career woman, smart, but most of all beautiful and sexy, who sometimes flirted with me, which made me feel uncomfortable.

One day she called me and asked me to come over to check the wedding
invitations. So I went. She was alone, and when I arrived, she
whispered to me that soon I was to be married, and she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't overcome. So, before I got married and committed my life to her daughter, she wanted to make love to me just once.

What could I say?

I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word. So, she said, "I'll go to the bedroom, and if you are up for it, just come and get me." I stood there for a moment, and then turned around and went to the front door. I opened it, and stepped out of the house and headed for my car. Her husband was standing outside, and with tears in his eyes, hugged me and said, "We're very happy, you passed our test. We couldn't have asked for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family."

Moral of the story: Always keep your condoms in your car.


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oh my god you actually freaked me out until you said you didn't do it... but imagine that if it happened to anyone... i wouldn't dare to do it if I love somebody else! :mad:
 
OMG!!! whoa... hehe I would pass the test.. If the dad asks the same thing, I will be pissed.. and kick his balls..
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You were just going out to get the condom?

Geez...

Btw..why do they need to test you? They didn't trust you enough?
 
cool u had me fall for it from first post then i was feel lousy once u said u didn't do it !
 
damn .......Must have got the idea from watching too much of "American Pie" and doesnt want to end up like Paul n Stiflers mom
 
Originally posted by sablescort
damn .......Must have got the idea from watching too much of "American Pie" and doesnt want to end up like Paul n Stiflers mom
:laugh2: :laugh2: u just read my mind exactly !!! lol
 
Originally posted by sablescort
damn .......Must have got the idea from watching too much of "American Pie" and doesnt want to end up like Paul n Stiflers mom

right on !!! :rofl:
 
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