How do you spot the bride at an italian wedding?

[The Heretic]

Look for the chick with the braided armpit hair.

 

[Beowulf]

OR she's the one who comes in with dog poop in her hand and says, "Hey, look what I almost stepped in!"

 

[CatoCooper13]

Braided armpit hair?!!?

 

[BabyPhat21]

WTF!! this is coming from you - a person who is half italian!! damn - how can you be so vulgar towards your own race.

 

[racheleggert]

Look for the chick with the braided armpit hair.

Is that gal in mirror from movie called Scary Movie 3?

 

[Soonersseth]

thats funny dude

 

[The Heretic]

Braided armpit hair?!!?

Fo' sho' cuz armpit hair isn't taboo over there.

 

[The Heretic]

prudes and humor do not mix

WTF!! this is coming from you - a person who is half italian!! damn - how can you be so vulgar towards your own race.

:roll:
Some people have no sense of humor.

One - if i'm italian then i can make fun of italians.
Two - i belong to the human race.

 

[The Heretic]

Another politically incorrect joke

Did you hear about the Italian-American who emigrated to Poland?

No?

He raised the IQ of both countries.

 

[ChelEler]

Oh that a fact? if so, that's ridiculous! Heh.