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I got this in Email today. Enjoy!
Q. What kind of alley does a ghost prefer to haunt?
A. A dead end.
Q. Why wasn't the vampire working?
A. He was on his coffin break.
Q. What did the mother ghost say to the baby ghost?
A. Fasten your sheet belt.
Q. What is a vampires favorite type of ship?
A. A blood vessel.
Q. What's a ghosts favorite ride at the carnival?
A. The roller ghoster
Q. What was a witch's favorite subject when they were in school?
A.. Spelling!
Q. What musical instrument does a skeleton play?
A. A trombone.
Q. Why don't skeletons like parties?
A. They have no body to dance with.
Q. What do you get when you cross Bambi with a ghost?
A: Bamboo.
Q: How do you mend a broken Halloween Jack-o-lantern?
A: With a pumpkin patch.
Q: Where do ghosts mail their Halloween greetings?
A: At the ghost office.
Q: Why did the witch put her broom in the wash for Halloween?
A: She wanted a clean sweep.
Q: How does the witch know if it’s time to go trick or treating on Halloween?
A: She looks at her witch watch.
Q. What kind of mistakes do ghosts make?
A: Boo boos.
Q: What is a vampire’s favorite holiday?
A: Fangsgiving
Q: Why didn’t the vampire get invited to the Halloween party?
A: She was a pain in the neck.
Q: What does a baby witch want for Halloween?
A: A haunted doll house.
Q: What do you call ghosts who haunt skyscrapers?
A: High spirits…
Q: Who speaks at the ghost’s press conference?
A: The spooksperson.
Q: Who did Frankenstein take to the Halloween prom?
A: His ghoul friend
Q: Why does a witch ride a broom?
A: Vacuum cleaners get stuck at the end of the cord.
Q: What did the first ghost say to the second ghost?
A: Do you believe in people?
Q: What’s vampire fast food?
A: Someone with high blood pressure..
Q: What do witches put on their hair to hold it in place?
A: Scare spray.
Q: Why are ghosts bad at telling lies?
A: Because you see right through them …
Q: What is a ghost’s favorite bird?
A: A scare crow.
Q: What does a skeleton order at a restaurant?
A: Spare ribs.
Q: What does a vampire never order at a restaurant?
A: A stake sandwich.
Q: Where do ghosts go on vacation?
A: Lake Erie.
Halloween knock-knock joke…
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Boo
Boo who?
….
That’s all right … don’t cry.
Q. What kind of alley does a ghost prefer to haunt?
A. A dead end.
Q. Why wasn't the vampire working?
A. He was on his coffin break.
Q. What did the mother ghost say to the baby ghost?
A. Fasten your sheet belt.
Q. What is a vampires favorite type of ship?
A. A blood vessel.
Q. What's a ghosts favorite ride at the carnival?
A. The roller ghoster
Q. What was a witch's favorite subject when they were in school?
A.. Spelling!
Q. What musical instrument does a skeleton play?
A. A trombone.
Q. Why don't skeletons like parties?
A. They have no body to dance with.
Q. What do you get when you cross Bambi with a ghost?
A: Bamboo.
Q: How do you mend a broken Halloween Jack-o-lantern?
A: With a pumpkin patch.
Q: Where do ghosts mail their Halloween greetings?
A: At the ghost office.
Q: Why did the witch put her broom in the wash for Halloween?
A: She wanted a clean sweep.
Q: How does the witch know if it’s time to go trick or treating on Halloween?
A: She looks at her witch watch.
Q. What kind of mistakes do ghosts make?
A: Boo boos.
Q: What is a vampire’s favorite holiday?
A: Fangsgiving
Q: Why didn’t the vampire get invited to the Halloween party?
A: She was a pain in the neck.
Q: What does a baby witch want for Halloween?
A: A haunted doll house.
Q: What do you call ghosts who haunt skyscrapers?
A: High spirits…
Q: Who speaks at the ghost’s press conference?
A: The spooksperson.
Q: Who did Frankenstein take to the Halloween prom?
A: His ghoul friend
Q: Why does a witch ride a broom?
A: Vacuum cleaners get stuck at the end of the cord.
Q: What did the first ghost say to the second ghost?
A: Do you believe in people?
Q: What’s vampire fast food?
A: Someone with high blood pressure..
Q: What do witches put on their hair to hold it in place?
A: Scare spray.
Q: Why are ghosts bad at telling lies?
A: Because you see right through them …
Q: What is a ghost’s favorite bird?
A: A scare crow.
Q: What does a skeleton order at a restaurant?
A: Spare ribs.
Q: What does a vampire never order at a restaurant?
A: A stake sandwich.
Q: Where do ghosts go on vacation?
A: Lake Erie.
Halloween knock-knock joke…
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Boo
Boo who?
….
That’s all right … don’t cry.
