Gorilla on heat....

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A zoo has a new gorilla but she's hard 2 handle cos she's on heat & there's no male gorillas. So they ask a big Maori who works there if he'll root her for $500? He says he'll think about it. The next day he says he'll do it but with 3 conditions: 1. no kissing; 2. no-one can ever know about this; The manager is excited & asks his 3rd condition: 3. I'll need a few days to get the $500 together!
 
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A zoo has a new gorilla but she's hard 2 handle cos she's on heat & there's no male gorillas. So they ask a big Maori who works there if he'll root her for $500? He says he'll think about it. The next day he says he'll do it but with 3 conditions: 1. no kissing; 2. no-one can ever know about this; The manager is excited & asks his 3rd condition: 3. I'll need a few days to get the $500 together!
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so, did you?!? ;)
 
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