"Get Out of the Car.....NOW!"

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An elderly Florida lady did her shopping and, upon returning to her car, found four males in the act of leaving with her vehicle.

She dropped her shopping bags and drew her handgun, proceeding to scream at the top of her lungs, "I have a gun, and I know how to use it!
Get out of the car - NOW !"

The four men didn't wait for a second threat.
They got out and ran like mad.

The lady, somewhat shaken, then proceeded to load her shopping bags into the back of the car and got into the driver's seat.

She was so shaken that she could not get her key into the ignition. She tried and tried, and then she realized why.

It was for the same reason she had wondered why there was a football, a Frisbee, and two 12-packs of beer in the front seat.

A few minutes later, she found her own car parked four or five spaces farther down.

She loaded her bags into her own car and drove to the police station to report her mistake.

The sergeant to whom she told the story couldn't stop laughing. He pointed to the other end of the counter, where four pale men were reporting a car jacking by a mad, elderly woman described as white, less than five feet tall, glasses, curly white hair,and carrying a large handgun.

No charges were filed.

Moral of the story?
If you're going to have
a senior moment...
make it memorable!
 
I was eating lunch in a grocery store parking lot once when a man and elderly woman pulled up and the man (driver) got out and left the van running while he ran inside. Just when he walked into the building someone else got in the van and started to drive away. He got about 20 feet, looked over to see the elderly woman, put it back in park and got out. He started to run away but the best part was that there was a cop parked just on the other side of me who saw the entire thing too and jumped out and grabbed the would be car thief.

True story and one of the funniest things I ever saw! The look on the guys face when he realized someone was in the car he just stole was priceless.
 
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