Freaky but true story...

rockin'robin said:
The time I was in a hurry to get to work, and put my panty liner on backwards....it got stuck to my hair...and I had to get a pair of scissors to cut it out.
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Free brazilian wax!! :aw:
 
Why'd you post stuff like that about me? :(
 
Beowulf said:
I hope this is freaky enough...
A couple days ago I picked up a "new" computer from the shop. I say "new" simply because it is the civil thing to say--I bought it a few months ago from the computer repair shop, and I had nothing but problems with it (a Dell). I don't use my computer much, but somehow it got so full of spyware that the computer crashed while they were testing it.
To make a long story short, they allowed me to buy another computer at 75# off , plus they installed what they told me was a great anti-virus program Nod32.
Well, I decided to test the Nod32 program by going to porn sites. No virus, nada. I don't do porn, mind you, and it looked like I had a good anti-virus program. Yay. So I decided to clink on a few sites to test it.
However, my next door neighbor knocked on the door and with a shocked expression on her face asked, "Are you doing porn???" I told her not really and asked why she would ask me that. She said it was because she could hear the groans and moans outside my door. It turned out that the new computer had a built-in speaker and the volume was set on high. Dang, I felt one inch tall!
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:rofl2: I was laughing so hard and my hubby looked at me like I've lost my mind. Too hilarious!

One time, I was in my hubby's (bf at the time) apartment and tried to use his stereo for the first time. When I turned it on, it went "BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM" and I jumped out of my skin. Turned out that I accidentally had the stereo on at full volume. Boy it rattled the apartment building. Beowulf's story tops this one. ROTFLMAO! :rofl2:
 
had a funny/freaky moment at my work last week. When I was yawning then my co worker in the office FREAKED out and looked at me and I said what did I do? I was puzzled! She said that my yawning sounded like someone stepped on a cat's tail....with a loud squeal. I burst out laughing and couldn't stop laughing for a few hours.

This happened last week. LMAO!
 
Beowulf said:
I hope this is freaky enough...
A couple days ago I picked up a "new" computer from the shop. I say "new" simply because it is the civil thing to say--I bought it a few months ago from the computer repair shop, and I had nothing but problems with it (a Dell). I don't use my computer much, but somehow it got so full of spyware that the computer crashed while they were testing it.
To make a long story short, they allowed me to buy another computer at 75# off , plus they installed what they told me was a great anti-virus program Nod32.
Well, I decided to test the Nod32 program by going to porn sites. No virus, nada. I don't do porn, mind you, and it looked like I had a good anti-virus program. Yay. So I decided to clink on a few sites to test it.
However, my next door neighbor knocked on the door and with a shocked expression on her face asked, "Are you doing porn???" I told her not really and asked why she would ask me that. She said it was because she could hear the groans and moans outside my door. It turned out that the new computer had a built-in speaker and the volume was set on high. Dang, I felt one inch tall!
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:rofl2::rofl2:

I'm laughing so hard I'm crying!
 
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