Thanks to the humorous beer commercials starring Burt Reynolds proclaimating 'Man Laws' left and right, how about a version for 'Deaf Law'? I'll start; Me: What do you know about those jokes about the 'TIMBER' fingerspelling and tree falling down? ADer's: Yeah, that joke is very common, the cockroach of all Deaf jokes. Me: 'Zactly! It's lame. Sure, it was funny, during the 1970's. Get on with the times! ADer's: We propose a law banning Deaf Timber Jokes and any creative variations thereof! Me: I second with enthusiasm. ADer's: (All raising hands in support.) Upplause ensues... Bummy: So, it is, the No Deaf Timber Joke is now inscribed as Deaf Law! Anyone here care to contribute?