A young boy goes out fishing with his Grandpa.

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About an hour in, Grandpa pulls out a beer and starts to drink it.

Young boy: "Grandpa, may I have one of those?"
Grandpa: "Well, son, does your **** touch your *******?"
Young boy: "No, sir."
Grandpa: "Then you may not have one of these beers."

Another hours passes, then Grandpa pulls out a cigar, lights it, and starts to smoke it.

Young boy: "Grandpa, may I have one of those?"
Grandpa: "Well, son, does your **** touch your *******?"
Young boy: "No, sir."
Grandpa: "Then you may not have one of these cigars."

About another hours passes, then the young boy pulls out a sandwich and starts to eat it.

Grandpa: "Son, may I have one of those?"
Young boy: "Well, Grandpa, does your **** touch your *******?"
Grandpa: "Yes, it sure does."
Young boy: "Then go **** yourself."
 
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