authentic
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He bets 500$ that he can lick his eyeball.
Laughing the boss agrees.
The man takes off a fake eyeball and licks it.
The boss angrily gives him the 500$.
The man then bets 500$ he can bite his own ears.
The boss pulls his ears to check if the man is wearing any fake ones, then agrees.
The man takes out a set of fake teeth from his mouth and bites his ear with them.
Angry, the boss gives him 500$ and tells him to go away.
The next day, the man comes back.
Boss: What now? Didn't you take enough money from me?
Man: Trust me. This one should be easy. I bet you all your money back that you are wearing purple underwear.
Boss: Haha! My underwear is black!
Man: May I see some proof?
The boss goes to the washroom and brings back his underwear in his hands.
The man cheerfully hands 1000$ to the boss.
Boss: Why are you so happy?
Man: Look around you. All around the office's glass walls your 43 employees are watching.
Boss: And..?
Man: I bet each of them 500$ that I can make you take off your underwear.
Laughing the boss agrees.
The man takes off a fake eyeball and licks it.
The boss angrily gives him the 500$.
The man then bets 500$ he can bite his own ears.
The boss pulls his ears to check if the man is wearing any fake ones, then agrees.
The man takes out a set of fake teeth from his mouth and bites his ear with them.
Angry, the boss gives him 500$ and tells him to go away.
The next day, the man comes back.
Boss: What now? Didn't you take enough money from me?
Man: Trust me. This one should be easy. I bet you all your money back that you are wearing purple underwear.
Boss: Haha! My underwear is black!
Man: May I see some proof?
The boss goes to the washroom and brings back his underwear in his hands.
The man cheerfully hands 1000$ to the boss.
Boss: Why are you so happy?
Man: Look around you. All around the office's glass walls your 43 employees are watching.
Boss: And..?
Man: I bet each of them 500$ that I can make you take off your underwear.
